Sunday, November 23, 2014

Survivor Series 2014 Predictions


1. Fandango v. a wrestler to be named later. There's some question of who his opponent will be. The most likely opponent is Adam Rose. I'm picking Fandango to win no matter the opponent, but if it's Rose, it will be because of the Bunny. And this will cause Rose's full heel turn. The Exotic Express will derail, and Leo Kruger (or a Kruger-like Rose) will emerge from the ashes. And about time, I say.
1a. The return of Bad News Barrett has been touted for today, and some are saying he will face Fandango. I don't see that. He isn't ready for in-ring action yet, I don't think, but Barrett can resume his BAD NEWS deliveries!
2. Team Alicia Fox v. Team Paige. In a Total Divas trainwreck, I'm picking team Alicia, just because I can't see the WWE allowing Paige to have any momentum. They're already killing her character by having her on that crap show--so much for the anti-diva. I'd prefer Paige to be the sole survivor, but I don't see it happening.
3. Diva's Champtionship Match: Nikki Bella v. (c) AJ Lee. Somehow the WWE has kept the belt off Total Divas throughout its run. That ends here, unfortunately. Nikki Bella wins with accidental help from her personal servant Brie. The Divas division will resume its free-fall into idiocy.
4. Tag Team Championship Fatal Four-Way: Miz and Mizdow v. The Usos v. Los Matadores v. (c) The Dusts. I'm picking Miz and Mizdow only because it's time to reward Mizdow for jobbing to everyone for so long.
5. Dean Ambrose v. Bray Wyatt. In the match that's going to steal the show, in a feud that will continue for the next few months, I'm picking Bray today. The match will make both of them look great.
6. Team Cena v. Team Authority. Some are saying Team Cena will win because there's no chance the four superstars will be even storyline-fired. I see Team Authority getting the win, and each superstar getting a chance to win their job back by turning on Cena. But don't be surprised if Team Cena wins because of a returning Randy Orton, who somehow causes the elimination of Seth Rollins.

My track record hasn't been great, but I think my picks would be...best for business.