Wednesday, April 23, 2014

RAW 4/21/14 (Hulu edition)

1.  Congratulations on your wedding, Daniel and Brie. Condolences on the death of your father. Thanks for coming to work anyway at such a sad time.
2. And they got him out of the way quickly. Wow. The Big Red Monster is back with a hellish vengeance. Three tombstone piledrivers outside of the ring? Welcome back, Kane! (Really, Kane was the right guy to get him off the show for the night. He's been "knocking people out" carefully and safely for years.)
3. Yeah, your admonitions to Kane and your calls for applause for Bryan look real sincere, Stephanie, especially when you're holding the belts.
4. My predictions: Bad News Barrett defeats Sheamus; Cesaro over RVD...unless they want to further the feud with Swagger. But it's good to see Barrett getting in-ring time again.
5. Excellent match between Sheamus and Bad News. This is what's been missing with BNB not in the ring. Barrett advances with a clean pinfall victory!
6. Will Jackman jack Ziggler again next week? Or will he give the Showoff a push?
7. Cena v. Wyatt Family member(s)? How bloodthirsty is the WWE Universe? Whatever. Bray can talk all day! He's got the whole crowd in his hands.
8. Yackety-yack. Ho hum. Evolution needs a young buck. I hope that's not why they're bringing Bo Dallas to the main roster. (Oh, and how did Motorhead make money before Triple H came to WWE?)
9. Ambrose called Orton a creampuff! This is most certainly true. And funny!
10. Rollins looking to drive a wedge between the members of Evolution.
11. Reigns still needs some work on the mic if he wants to be the top dog.
12. Hunter needs Chloroseptic. And ten other guys to do his fighting for him apparently.
13. Adam Rose...and ratings fell.
14. RVD v. Cesaro was a good match until the interference. Oh well. I thought Cesaro would be a good Intercontinental Champion, but I guess it will be Barrett. And Cesaro can destroy Swagger and Coulter. Cesaro Swing on Swagger! (Can't decide if I like Cesaro's new music yet.)
15. PAIGE!!! v. Aksana? Again. *sigh* Probably Aksana's best match, and that's only because Paige did everything she could to make that a decent match. Aksana threw the worst powerbomb ever.
16. I hope they give Paige a match against Natalya soon. Tamina in a title match is a joke.
17. Cena v. the whole Wyatt Clan? That's gonna hurt. Thank you, WWE Universe.
18. Good match--again the Wyatts bring out Cena's best. And the singing is just creepy.

Not on hulu:
1. Drew McIntyre jobs to...el Torito? Talk about broken dreams. *sigh*
2. No Usos v. the Rhodes Brothers. So much for the tag division.
3. No Emma over Layla. Again the #EMMAlution is deferred.
4. No RVD interview/Cesaro and Heyman interruption.
5. No Rusev v. Sin Hunico or Sin Tyson Kidd. Oh well.

Baltimore crowd was just sad. Again. Just like they were for Old School RAW. But I enjoyed the show very much.

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