Friday, June 13, 2014

Dear Vince #1

Today I debut a new segment called "Dear Vince," in which I tell Vince McMahon how to run the WWE. I'm sure he'll await these with baited breath. 


Hey Vinnie Mac: 

I hear you're not particularly high on Paige right now. Truth is, with AJ gone, Paige, Natty, and Emma are the only Divas on the roster who can pull off convincing wrestling moves. (Yes, I know you dislike that word, but sometimes you have to dance with the girl you took to the prom.) You've got Natty jobbing to the rest of the Total Divas cast, and you're using Emma for comic relief. Meanwhile, Paige has had to try to make talentless hacks look decent in the ring. That's a lot of responsibility for a 21 year-old, and she's handling it well. Let her talk. Let her wrestle Natty and Emma. Give her a run with AJ when she comes back. Paige is the best thing going for the Divas right now. 

Breathe in. Now exhale. Now shut up and let her do what you pay her to do. She'll make you money. Honest. 


Oh, and letting Drew McIntyre go was a mistake. True story. 

Always a fan,
revalkorn

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